“Often my haste is a mistake,”

“but I live with the consequences without complaint.”

but, can the rest of us?

Venture Bros. Humor

Happy Birthday King Gorilla!

If you don't get it, don't worry.

Motivating the Base

I watched some of the Republican convention coverage last night, and even saw some of Palin's speech. It was really, truly inspirational and motivated me to do something I have never, ever done before. In this case, Palin motivated me to make my first ever 4-figure contribution to a political candidate! Unfortunately for her, it was Obama.

Enough is enough. The country can't take 4 more years of these jokers. Government by incompetence isn't working. I have problems with Obama, sure, but at least he seems to deliberate solutions instead of just off the cuff, cowboy asshatery.

God Grants the GOP's Wish.

Sort of.



Not really where and when they wanted. If I were intellectually dishonest, I would say that god is punishing them for their hubris. Thats total bunk of course, but it's something to remember the next time some sky-father drone tells me he or she knows god's will.

A Cure for Type 1 Diabetes?

Specificially, for my type 1 diabetes?

wow

First, a little caveat: this is a recent result published in Nature, and it is basic science, not clinical work. Before you start thinking it's a new treatment for diabetes, I have to dash a little cold water on you and warn you that this has a long, long way to go before it can be applied to humans…but it does open the door to some future strategies that might be applied.

ohhhh :(

APOD

Lori Allen, one of my classmates from grad school, is on Astronomy Picture of the Day today.

Way to go Lori! Death to Art!

Internet Explorer 8 Beta Launches Today

The critics say, "We’re agog". If they had stopped there, that would have been fine, but you know those critics, they can'tquit while they're ahead:

We’re agog to promulgation IE8 Chenopodiaceae 2 today for unstoppered download. You crapper encounter it at http://www.microsoft.com/ie8. Please essay it out!

The rest here

Periodic Table of the Videos

Best chemistry vidoes, ever!

Cesium is my favorite. I wish they would have put it in water though.

Cutting It Close

I got a call yesterday from Field Correspondent Brian, in the middle of the afternoon. Since he had recently take a great deal of my monies at a recent poker game, I thought he might be in town and I’d have a chance to get them back. Sadly, that’s not what happened.

This just happened and I figure you’re the only person I know that would think this is as funny as I do:

So I am in line at the deli counter in the supermarket trying to buy some salmon for a BBQ I’m having. Instead of grilling them over a metal grill, I am going to use actual wooden boards to give them that perfect, smoky taste. The deli didn’t have the size I wanted so I asked the guy if he could go in the back and cut some for me.
“What size do you want?: he asked.
“Make them Planck Length”, I said and broke up laughing!
…
Trust me, it was hilarious!


Sadly, I think he’s right, I am the only other person who thinks this is as funny as he does.

Why Are the Children Screaming?

"I don't get it - we just brought out the cakes, and poof! Mass hysteria!"

Cake Wrecks

Dear Jesus: your agonizing death is our cute toy!

Honestly, I truly dont understand where Catholics draw the line on what's acceptable and what's not. It seems to be one of those, "don't do this, but it's okay if I do" kinds of things.

Balloon Jesus!

(via)

The Trippiest Thing on the Web

Without hesitation:

(via)

Georgia On My Mind

A view from the corporate trenches. Comports well with my experience of former soviet republics.

Quite a different view from the Dannon Yogurt Commericals.

InTrade and Quantum Superposition

An intersting view of an election as a quantum mechnical system using the linear superposition of two states.

Actually, the fact that the two expected states, McCain and Obama, don't add to 100% is more interesting since it suggests a sum over histories approach would work better.

My Hardscrabble Childhood

This was all too common.

OTOH, this, and this are things my son is very familiar with, so overall it's a net win for me! Also, this is why I dont have any grandchildren.

I Could Not Make This Up

The World's Worst Stripper.

Yo Yo Yo! Listen Up!

I'm doing a Bag Lunch Astronomy when I get back to work in two weeks, and I was looking up some useful examples of the CPT Theorem, when I stumbled across this:

The C.P.T. Theorem is the sophomore album from rapper Greydon Square.

[edit] Track listing
The C.P.T. Theorem
Cubed
Judge Me
2008 Atheist Dreadnaught
Mission Statement
Game Genie
Fun & Games (Group Home Muisc Vol. 1)
Group Home Kid (Group Home Music Vol. 2)
A Soldier's Poem
Broken Home
Tuesday
N Word
Ascension
Galactica Actual

It's like someone took one of my conversations with Geoff and made a rap album out of it!

The Ronald McDonald

A biography in pictures.

Chemicals from the fries bring Ronald back to life as a zombie. He now survives by feasting on the flesh of the living.

Moral Depravity:

One of the many causes of atheism.

Not TJIC

Gunman Hated Liberals