The FSM knows global warming:
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
The propsed explaination drew this response:
"It is a serious offense to mock God.",Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6, Kansas State Board of Education
Technically, they are mocking you Mrs. Martin.
There is also this shameless bit of self-promotion:
WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM
Flimsy moral standards.
Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
2 comments:
Stripper factories exploit the working man and keep the unions down. And I dont like a heaven where the beer is molten and burns my face when I try to drink it, or has been on the ground.
-Son
I thought they helped the working man by employing stripper line assemblers and, with older models, recyling the parts. You know the (wait for it... .... ) stripper strippers.
Of the after market customizers, the stripper striper.
Molten beers is good and in Heaven the ground is nacho tortilla, so the beer does it good.
What would Jesus chug-a-lug?
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