what I have wanted since I was 12 years old... a Vomit Ray!!
The plan is that riot-boffins from Pennsylvania State University's Institute of Nonlethal Defense Technology, will try the vomit-dazzle beam out on volunteers this autumn. Hopefully they'll do it on a tiled floor, or put down some plastic sheet or something.
"There's one wavelength that gets everybody," chortled Lieberman, worryingly. "Vlad calls it the evil color."
Good old Vlad. What a card.
I will pay *any* amount of money for this.
*any*
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"disco hurl-gun" priceless!
my history teacher referred to vomiting as a "technicolor yawn"
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