"Verily, verily, I say unto thee that thine energy is as thine mass times the speed of light multiplied unto itself."

... things Jesus should have said if he wanted me to believe.

This is an excellent essay, pointed out to me by another Pastafarin, Brian.

Interestingly, the theist response is completely based on the logic of proving negatives, e.g. prove Jesus didn't exist, prove all religions are false etc.