I Want a New Flag

I saw this, and just had to write a song to go with it.


I want a New Flag (with Apologies to Huey Lewis and News)*

I want a new flag
One that will really stick
In the craws of all those liberals
And other folks I think are sick

I want a new flag
One with baby Jesus instead
One to praise the angles and get me
Into heaven when I’m dead.

One that shows the whole world
What a Christian country we are
One that makes the Bible law
For all white men, near and far

I want a new flag
One beyond red white and blue
One with lots of pretty girls
And maybe some angels too

I want a new flag
One that inspires the troops
One that can’t be burned
But could be worn on all my suits

One that shows the whole world
Just what this country can do
‘cause when were done with the towel heads
We’ll be coming after you
Oh we’ll be coming after you

I want a new flag
One that does what it should
One that fills me with pride
One that makes me feel real good.

I want a new flag
One without a doubt
One that flys over Moscow
And makes the cheerleaders shout

One that won’t make me nervous
With all those confusing rights
One keeps down the blackies
And helps me sleep at night.

And helps me sleep at night.

*Views expressed in this song are not the express views of the management
-Signed, The Management
"I Want a New Drug" is a song probably under a lot of copyrights. This parody should, in no way, be mistaken for the real product.