Taipei

Here today on (hopefully) my last Capital Markets world customer trip.

So far, it's beautiful. I wish I could see more, but it's off to KL for tomorrows meeting :(

Children's Movies

Geoff: Why do you think every movie involves nudity?
Me: They do!
Geoff: No, not all of them.
Me: Sure they do, remember Mary Poppins?
Geoff: What??? NO! Mary Poppins did not have nudity!
Me: Sure it did! Remember the scene with the snake?
Geoff: there was no .... wait... is "Poppins" spelled with a hyphen?
Me: yes
Geoff: Oh god.

Hal Gets A Date

and she's a celebrity!

Convictions

Wife for Life

Wow


Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.

Convictions: Vehicular assault, vehicular homicide, reckless driving and I had a ton of weed in the trunk

Convictions: Drug trafficking and murder plus some small stuff.

Convictions: Arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one.

Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life. Lets chat!

Bonus!

It's bonus time at Merrill!

The graphic made me snort coffee.

Today in Library News!

Everything Art Garfunkel has ever read!!!

Isn't that neat?!!

The thought of all that raw, surging literature makes me wonder why the hell I should care....

"Is Scientology a Bonafide Religion?"

"60 court cases say it is!"