Least Best

Me: ... and that's probably the least-best option.
Geoff: Dad!
Me: what? it is!
Geoff: No Dad, your grammar is terrible.
Me: What do you mean?
Geoff: You use all these non-grammatical, nonsense phrases like "least-best" and "woman-president..."

Keep It To Yourself

Words to live by.

Or It Could Have a More Prosaic, Less Flattering Explaination

Of course, it could be sheer coincidence that Hillary Clinton showed a rare glimpse of emotion on the day before the New Hampshire primary and again on the day before Super Tuesday.

Ugh. The transparent opportunism is too much even for me. The only way it could be worse is if, afterwards, she turned to the camera and gave a plug for "Crocodile Brand Tears!(tm) Crocodile, when you care enough to pay for the best!"

Join?????? When was he Fired???

I'm in Sydney, where it's always tomorrow, and yet somehow I missed a key piece of news.

Karl Rove, the strategist behind President George W. Bush's ascendancy to the White House, will join Rupert Murdoch's Fox News Channel as a contributor starting with Super Tuesday, the network said.

I am shocked, just shocked by this compromise of the fourth estate!