Thursday, July 13, 2006

Department of Buried Puns

On new, ultra-modern chemical weapons to be used against the "enemy".

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

blow to morale... hahaha

So my take is... what? we have to wait for a *war* for this????? Get this on the market *NOW*! I can make a fortune at the White Party!

Or the SuperBowl!

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