Wednesday, May 28, 2008

You've Been Left Behind

Letters people have written for their "friends" to find after they are bodily taken into Heaven.

I imagine the people who wrote them were very excited thinking about the day all their lack of hard work learning science and their avoiding deep introspection and the questioning of authority would finally pay off!

It kind of like when 10 year-olds write suicide notes so they can fantasize about how sad everyone will be at their funeral.

It is sad alright.

This from field agent Brian:


Brian: His number is 666.Some think this mark will be a bar code tattoo, others think and implanted computer chip. It will solve allot of problems with, identity theft, illegal activities, taxation of the underground economy, street crime for money, and economic control.

Brian: i'm not sure labelling everyone with 666 will actually cut down on identity theft
it's going to be hell at the deli, at least 666! who's got 666!

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