Thursday, May 24, 2007

Creationist Museum Opens in Kentucky

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PETERSBURG, Ky. — The entrance gates here are topped with metallic Stegosauruses. The grounds include a giant tyrannosaur standing amid the trees, and a stone-lined lobby sports varied sauropods. It could be like any other natural history museum, luring families with the promise of immense fossils and dinosaur adventures.

But step a little farther into the entrance hall, and you come upon a pastoral scene undreamt of by any natural history museum. Two prehistoric children play near a burbling waterfall, thoroughly at home in the natural world. Dinosaurs cavort nearby, their animatronic mechanisms turning them into alluring companions, their gaping mouths seeming not threatening, but almost welcoming, as an Apatosaurus munches on leaves a few yards away.


What is this, then? A reproduction of a childhood fantasy in which dinosaurs are friends of inquisitive youngsters?


Yes! That's exactly what it is!

This is what happens when you let folks without a Fungineering Degree design rides...

1 comment:

Brian Dunbar said...

Haw. That was on last night. After which older monkey and I broke out in a chanty ..

We're sailors on the moon,
We carry a harpoon!
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales ...

Good times.