Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Department of I-Swear-I-Am-Not-Making-This-Up

what I have wanted since I was 12 years old... a Vomit Ray!!

The plan is that riot-boffins from Pennsylvania State University's Institute of Nonlethal Defense Technology, will try the vomit-dazzle beam out on volunteers this autumn. Hopefully they'll do it on a tiled floor, or put down some plastic sheet or something.
"There's one wavelength that gets everybody," chortled Lieberman, worryingly. "Vlad calls it the evil color."
Good old Vlad. What a card.


I will pay *any* amount of money for this.

*any*

1 comment:

Tom Sisson said...

"disco hurl-gun" priceless!

my history teacher referred to vomiting as a "technicolor yawn"