Friday, July 15, 2005

Warnings Laptops Should Have

All laptops should come with the following sticker, which can only be removed by physically destroyng the computer:

WARNING: While looking at pornography in a crowded airport, always place your back against or towards an outside wall. Placing your back towards the crowd will likely result in that same crowd knowing you are watching hot lesbian pornography in an airport, some of who may inform local officials.

I'm just saying...

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