Tuesday, April 22, 2008

"I can’t believe the internet allows people like you publish this"

A great opening line and the rest doesn't dissapoint in the flavor department (unlike so many others):

your whole Flying Spaghetti Monster is going to get punctured like a big balloon and come floating down on your heads and completely crush you… and I’ll be there with plenty of spaghetti sauce to eat it up and rid the world of this Satanic idea, except that I wouldn’t do that because then your monster would be inside of me which I totally don’t want. LOSERS!!!! Don’t you get it? You made it all up! YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up, not you.

"where God makes it all up"
So much truth in so much cluelessness...

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