Friday, April 25, 2008

Security Theatre

llyImaginary protection from threats you don't have: The Quantum Sleeper.

My first thought: It's made of wood! I could just set it on fire and be done with it.

My second thought: This is a joke of engineering! That thing would never protect your head from lasers.

I showed this to a co-worker who pointed out that the point of safety was to keep one *out* of a coffin.

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