Friday, April 25, 2008

Satan Lurks in Seafood Restaurants!

It seems that god hates crustaceans.

God also hates Brats, Barbers, Vaginas, and Mixed Fibers

So, pretty much, god is a gay man in his late 30s.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That has put me off Crabby patties for ever...and there was me thinking Spongebob was the aqua equivalent of Mother Teresa.

Ariel said...

Sheesh... this is hilarious! What's the religious line on whales and dolphins, seeing as they're mammals and considered edible in certain parts of the world?