Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Grasping at Straws 1 in a suspected series

I didn't quite know what to make of this at first. I thought it might be a joke of some kind:

Recruits Sought for Porn Squad

Let's see; Hunt for OBL?, no luck, theWar on Drugs?, Drugs plentiful, rights compromised, the War on Terror? Budget blasted, world not safe... why would the FBI ...??? The I read this paragraph:

Applicants for the porn squad should therefore have a stomach for the kind of material that tends to be most offensive to local juries. Community standards -- along with a prurient purpose and absence of artistic merit -- define criminal obscenity under current Supreme Court doctrine.

Ah. The President' spoll numbers are down and his looking to increase his popularity among republicans before the mid-term elections.

Here's a suggestion: Find OBL!! You'll be popular with everyone!

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